Best Joke

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are
traveling through Europe in their car. They get to
Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula
jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the
windshield.
"Quick, quick" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we
do?"

"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of
the abomination,"says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula
about, but he clings on and continues hissing.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.

"Switch on the windshield washer" yells Sister
Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin,but he
clings on and continues hissing at the nuns,and Sister
Catherine cannot see to drive forward.

"Now what?" she shouts.

"Show him your cross," yells Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," Sister Catherine replies.

She opens the window and shouts, "Get the f--- off the
car!"

submitted by Chris Ripplinger '68